As you may have noticed from previous posts, I like David Boreanaz. In fact, I have quite the movie-star crush on him. A lay-over from my formative teen years. Now what you may not know is that I do all sorts of stupid things when I have a movie-star crush. (Embarrassing story time) When I was growing up I wasn't allowed to hang posters on my walls. Don't ask. But I could hang them on the back of my door. This option did not leave me much room to work with so I had to pick and choose carefully. What may you ask was the main stay poster from the time I was fourteen until I moved away to college? Why it would be DB. Not just any poster of DB, oh no, no, no, it was
Angel - the early years. Anyone who has watched the early years of Buffy knows what I am talking about. The extremely pale skin, the concealer on the lips to enhance the 'blood does not run through these veins' look. But the total, omgwhaat? is his outfit: black
pleather pants and . . . wait for it. . .
a purpley-red crushed VELVET shirt. I KNOW!
Now this obsessive fannish behavior does not only influence my decor but also my movie choices. I will watch anything with DB that commits his visage to celluloid Granted
Bones is a very good show and one I gladly tune in every week (except for when its preempted for fucking American Idol *grumble*) but he's also been in, well some not so stellar film forays, hello,
Valentine, anyone?
This leads me to finding out that he was in an indie-movie with Caroline Dhavernas, she of
Wonderfalls fame. I think cool, Jaye and Angel that should be awesome.
No.
It wasn't that they didn't do a good job with acting. They did. It wasn't that I don't appreciate naked DB. I do. Very much so. It was more the very twisted subject matter that they treated like it was extremely funny and not all incredibly disturbing.
That being said.
I wrote a fic.
I know, I'm going to hell. It was just, as I was watching the movie I was thinking 'wow they have great chemistry. They both don't have a problem being naked, there should be more sex.' I'm seriously in need of mental help.
I'm sorry. Seriously, so very, VERY sorry. Also cause I suck at writing porn! Feel free to leave me a message about how I need to check myself into the nearest BelleVue. Or learn to write better porn.